I miss the Weasels and Penguins

[David Lewis Smith]

LOL< I thought Jerry tried to get you over to his house for some termite burns?

[M J Austwick]

Oh, we got him to.

Sorry about that.

Who are we talking about again?

Pffff Go home Noob...

[David Lewis Smith]

Oh boy, penguin fight!

I put my money on Fruit Hat!!


Throw an apple at him!!!!!!!

[David Lewis Smith]

on another note, I am terribly jealous of the folks that live in Great Britten, seems there are more schools of serious European Sword Fighting there, and they are easer to get to than here.

[Keith K.]

Yeah, I miss the old wars and old warriors. A toast to both. <raises horn>

I still browse the fora, both here and abroad, but rarely post anymore. I never know when I'll have time to keep up with a conversation.

I used to be a penguin but lately I've been feeling much more weasel-ish.

[Jamie C.]

I used to be a penguin but lately I've been feeling much more weasel-ish.

A little soap 'n water'll cure that... or maybe a good de-greaser.


J.C.

[Jerry Bennett]

Dont listen to him, Sabrina. He tried that line on me once.

Careful. We still have "Those" pictures..

[Keith K.]

A little soap 'n water'll cure that... or maybe a good de-greaser.


J.C.

Jamie! How the **** are ya? It's been a while.

I don't know, sometimes I think it goes too deep for cleansers. I've said and done some things this year that I'm not the least bit proud of.

[Jamie C.]

Jamie! How the **** are ya? It's been a while.

Oh, I guess I'm not doing too badly. Suddenly feeling an inexplicable urge to cuss though... ya know?

I don't know, sometimes I think it goes too deep for cleansers.

A good bourbon will root out those "deep down" stains.
Or scotch, if you'd prefer.

I've said and done some things this year that I'm not the least bit proud of.

Eh... as long as everybody can get up and walk away in the end, it's all good.


J.C.

[Ashley Bishop]

Thank god the dragons have arrived... it always gets so messy when the penguins show up we need someone around with good sense (and a lovely bit of fire)

[David Lewis Smith]

Always good to see you as well Lady Ash, with you sword we could 'kabob a few penguins though I hear they taste rather fishy. Also I am a big fan of fruity hats on semi aquatic avids

[Dennis Boas]

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons for thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

[tracy harden]

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons for thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

But what about with fruit hats?

[Dennis Boas]

But what about with fruit hats?

Fruit hats = fruit salad

Dragon are carnivores

Fruit is safe

[Jamie C.]

Yeah, but everything under the hat isn't.

I should also point out that quite a large number of lizards and other reptiles are omnivorous...

Besides, does it really matter much to ya if the dragon chomps your whole head off, then spits out your half-chewed hat?

J.C.

[M J Austwick]

Am I the only one who thinks these Dragons are a little bit too desperate to tell us how tough they are?

The lady doth protest too much methinks.

[Ashley Bishop]

Who said anything about tough? All I see is an expression of a healthy appetite!

To be honest, I don't recall if I ever claimed to be dragon, weasel *or* penguin. Time makes everything so fuzzy. In a past life I recall being a trouble-maker with a penchant for outlandish trousers. So what would that have made me? And if I no longer have the trousers, does that change anything? Ye gods, I think I'm having an identity crisis!

[David Lewis Smith]

Who said anything about tough? All I see is an expression of a healthy appetite!

To be honest, I don't recall if I ever claimed to be dragon, weasel *or* penguin. Time makes everything so fuzzy. In a past life I recall being a trouble-maker with a penchant for outlandish trousers. So what would that have made me? And if I no longer have the trousers, does that change anything? Ye gods, I think I'm having an identity crisis!

Outlandish Trousers? did you buy them from nomads? or some other outlandish people? did you travel to Ultama Thule to get them?

your avatar has changed too, heh.

trouble maker?

[Ashley Bishop]

What do you think? Dragon-proof?

[Jamie C.]

You're still a trouble-maker, Ash...

And no... certainly not dragon-proof.

And that's all I'm gonna say about that.



J.C.

[Glen C.]

Why am I now suddenly considering interesting chutney recipes?

I had to wonder what sort of commotion Ashley was considerng when mentioning she might not wear those trousers anymore. I didn't consider that my reaction to what was before us might be gastric curiousity. Maybe it was all this talking about taste, crunchy and ketchup that got it going.

Cheers

Hotspur; now I'm hungry

[Jamie C.]

Hotspur; now I'm hungry

Yeah, me too, but I'm thinking more along the lines of rump roast....



J.C.

[Ashley Bishop]

Sirrah,

That is no way to talk about a lady and a lady I remain regardless of what trousers I may (or may not) be wearing. Please, if you must descend into libidinous innuendo (as I know, sometimes, we must) do it with a little class.

[Jamie C.]

Sirrah,

That is no way to talk about a lady and a lady I remain regardless of what trousers I may (or may not) be wearing. Please, if you must descend into libidinous innuendo (as I know, sometimes, we must) do it with a little class.

*sigh* Y'know... if you don't quit talkin' about the trousers you've lost, or aren't wearing... it's gonna get a lot worse.

As for libidneous... libiddiness... whatever the hell you said... I am mostly carnivorous.

And I haven't had lunch.




J.C.

[Ashley Bishop]

I didn't say you shouldn't do it - just that you should do it with class. After all, we *all* get hungry for something sweet sometimes.

Honestly, I wasn't trying to cause a commotion. I thought those pants were so hideous it would just be a good laugh. I had forgotten, of course, to take into account the (rather odd) appetites of my audience.